Mmm Mmm Good.

Tonight's the night! That the Pugh's, Karr's, Wilde's, and Marath's are having a shin-dig. It is my pleasure to announce that we will all be eating some good old Ho-Made Pizza. You do the math on that one.

I'm excited to have everyone over to our house! Hope everyone is ready for some good eatin'!

Here are some Pizza ordering tips in ode to our exciting night to come!

Fun Ways To Order Pizza

Use CB lingo where applicable.

Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you’re going with the lowest bidder.

Tell them to put the crust on top this time

Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

Order while using an electric knife sharpener.

Put the accent on the last syllable of “pepperoni.” Use the long “i” sound.

Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak.

Imitate the order taker’s voice.

Eliminate verbs from your speech.

Say it’s your anniversary and you’d appreciate if the deliverer hid behindsome furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.

Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then blame it on the dog.

Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.

Try to talk while drinking something.

Say “Kssssssssssssssht” rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.