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6 Cold Sores 8 days Before My Wedding. So fun.

Cold sores are small, painful, fluid-filled blisters or sores that appear on the lips, mouth, or nose that are caused by a virus. The sores can be painful and usually last a few days. Unlike most viral infections, the cold sore virus is not completely eliminated by the body defenses. For this reason, cold sores often recur.

Above is the definition of cold sores. However i think they missed alot of information, so here is the correct definition:

Cold sores are large, inflamed, green-oozing, nostril infesting, lip fungi inducing, no date getting, spots of raging hell. They appear anywhere you touch once your fingers become herpe infested. They are not caused by a virus, they are caused by Satan. The sores are always painful and can last several months if you live in Utah. Unlike most other bodily infestations, these ones never leave your system. Good luck having them into the eternities. Especially you Emily Pugh.

Please pray for me. Otherwise i will be greeting you next week as The Herpe Bride.

PS This is not an actual photo of me right now, this was in January when i was infested with 5 other cold sores. I look much much worse today and was too embarrassed to include an actual photo. Thanks for your time. Orayvwah

Hahahahaha Enough Said!!!!

I found this little cartoon thanks to my dear sister-in-law Mandy. It made me laugh so i thought i would share it with you folks. Enjoy!

My Birthday!

So yesterday was my birthday and i have to tell Blake how great he is for buying me a BRAND NEW SNOWBOARD! Plus brand new bindings, and i have the new boots to go with it. He definitely spoils me, i dont deserve it! But thanks to everyone who came to my b-day party last night. Love all of you!

14 Days Left!!!!!

Well 2 weeks from today I will officially be Mrs. Wilde! I cant wait! Blake and I just got the keys to our new place and we are starting to move things in, I had my last shower last night (sad!) so now its just countdown to the wedding day. What a crazy feeling! I cant believe how fast it has gotten here! I can't wait to go to the temple, I feel so lucky to be able to be married in such a beautiful place!

Stinky Mcgee goes Hollywood

Now introducing "Stinky Mcgee". Jaxson is wearing the new Gucci line of chic and sleek sunglasses. He prefers to wear them while watching romantic comedies such as Happy Feet, and while jumping on the hottest trampolines on this side of the Mississippi. When asked what his favorite chip was, he cheekily replied, "Cool Ranch Doritos." You heard it ladies, if you want to land a man who won't talk back, he can only say hamburger and fith (fish), and who you will never have to worry about not putting the seat down (yes, he is still in diapers, and not yet strong enough to even lift the lid), this is the guy for you. Now taking applications.

I think i Peed A little.

So i have had rollercoasters on the mind lately, must be because summer is fast approaching and i can already smell the popcorn and vomit that oozes from Lagoon. However i am reaching for goals far beyond any old Lagoon. My goal for 2008 is to get to Cedar Point Amusement Park. The only U.S. theme park that competes for world titles in the fastest and tallest rollercoasters around! Hope you dont get motion sickness Blake.... cuz you're my new partner in crime. Let's go!

17 days!

Only 17 more days until the BIG day. And I caaaaaaaaaaaaan't wait. We pick up our keys this Wednesday to our new casa and we can start moving our stuff in! Kinda crazy thinking that i wont be living with Dick & Jayne anymore. Guess I'll have to learn how to do my own laundry. Oh wait, Blake knows how... I'll have him do it =)

My Sister

Today is International Disturbed People's Day
And because of today's special day, I decided to make a posting especially for her.

Miss Jenny Lou.
I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus........
or occasionally pee on yourself...
You hang in there sunshine.....
you're friggin' special to me.

Sorry Family Members, you have found my secret talent in this little quiz. Now if only i could play the piano. poop.

114 words

Speed test

OUR NEW CASA!

Hello, so its a new day, which means i can post a new blog. Hallelejuh. Or however you spell that. We are getting the keys to our new basement apartment in the next week or two, so i thought i would show a little picture of our new place. It's not huge but its clean and cozy and Blake and I are excited to have our own place. Just Beware: If the house is a-rockin, don't come a-knockin! haha

Shop Glasses...

So a few weeks ago I came across some sweet glasses in Blake's car and learned that they are his sweet shop glasses that he uses at school. Apparently everyone in his class is jealous that he gets to wear such glorious spectacles. Here is our Shop Glasses Photo Shoot, part 1. =) Yes, we are models, for Gen-X.

Of course i had to add in our celebrity sunglass shots as well. So you can see how delectible we really are... ;)

Engagement Pictures

So Blake and I have been very busy preparing for this wedding extravaganza! And pictures are definitely the most important to me, so we got an amazing photographer! I'm so excited to get more pictures from her, here are some previews of our Engagements, the rest you can see at our wedding!

The Beginning

Thanks to Mrs. Mandy Lafonda Pugh, I now have a blogspot. Technically I am not a Wilde member yet, however in 24 days I shall be living up to such a name. I don't know what I'm doing on here, this is for married people with multiple kids, but hey I am at least good for some entertainment. I often suffer from short cases of ADD and will not be held responsible for anything I say on this blog. Enter at your own RISK. Oray-vwah.