Most people blame their parents. I blame Hardees and their evil Breakfast Sandwich.

I've come to realize that my boobs:.....are never going to surface.
I've come to realize that when I talk:......I should insert my foot instead.
I've come to realize that when I love someone:...... I am no longer afraid to have gas.
I've come to realize that I need:...... my family! I miss 'em alot. My big Mullet and all! =)
I've come to realize that I've lost:......quite a few double chins. I was the beginning of the child obesity era. Stupid hardy's breakfast sandwiches, so delectible and only 3000 calories. All my mom had to do was not drive me there, I was 8 years old. Why couldnt you just say no Mom, say we were out of gas or money or something.

I've come to realize that I highly dislike:...... cocker spaniels. Our landlords have one. His name is Jack. Blake calls him "Jackoff." Quite inappropriate, but funny. Especially when the landlords hear blake yelling it. Stupendous, and a great first impression.
I've come to realize that I'm happy:...... when Blake is around. And when I'm not at work =)
I've come to realize that money:...... is not in my future. But I'll borrow Blake's. I will find a way to make it even =) bwaha.
I've come to realize that people:....... like to talk about other people.
I've come to realize that I will always be:...... in a hurry to get to a gas station bathroom before i mess myself.
I've come to realize that the last time I cried was because:...... i was serving crimson wave and my internal spark plugs werent firing. That's what my dr told me anyways, she told blake to leave me alone when that happens. so he does.
I've come to realize that my cell phone is:...... unbreakable. I have bounced it off of most surfaces.
I've come to realize that when I woke up this morning:...... my breath could have killed someone.
I've come to realize that I sometimes expect:......presents from siblings, for no reason. which i rarely get.
I've come to realize that today:......is a thursday. all day i thought it was friday. mind bottling.
I've come to realize that tonight :...... is the first night of the rodeo. they asked me to sing the national anthem but i told them i was busy.
I've come to realize that tomorrow I will:......be at our company golf tournament. i hope i get hit in the face with a golf ball and have to claim disability. blake thinks its a great idea too, we like to work the system. plus i want a super pucker face. hit me square in the shnoz.
I've come to realize that all I really want:...... is to: Eat breakfast sandwiches, get hit in the face with various balls, to not be irritably-bowel inclined, and to grow some tatas.

My wish

Last year at the float parade, I got seated behind a lovely lassy who was dressed very similar to this fella. Minus the duct tape + a thong the size of a hammock. After a good year of counseling, and a couple shots of hard liquorice, it is my prayer that this gentleman finds rodeo seats in front of my brother. And that every market in utah county is short on tape.

Let the fun begin!

Ready..... Set......

Run.

When life hands you a hamburger, run with it. And then eat it. And then make sure your other hand has a rubber glove on it.

That's my motto in life.

This Saturday I will be running the Rodeo Days 5k. Maybe not a good idea. Maybe I will win it.

I'm not sure yet.

I have ran a total of almost 3 miles so far this year. It's been a rough training regimine of .01 miles per every 3 days, but very worth it. I hear first place gets a free rodeo burger and a ride around the arena with the "special" queens.

My sisters running it too. I hope it's not windy.

The Great Debate

So the topic of many-uh-conversation between Blake and I lately has been on baby naming. No, we are not contemplating birthing anything anytime soon. However, we both have come to terms with the fact that we might as well try to get some of the fight over with now, rather than take it all in at once down the road. Hopefully between now and 2018, which is the year we will consummate our marriage in order to procreate, we will have been able to come to a unanimous decision on such an important subject.

Which brings us to a very large problem at present. While I like names such as: Oliver, Parker, River.. just kidding on the River part.. get it? oh man...(tap the microphone, is this thing on?) he likes the names listed below (in no particular order of retardation).

Although I could have just listed these names, I decided that it would be much more appropriate to share with you the mental image that comes with each. Enjoy my friends... and tell Blake I'm right....

A) Baby "Buck Wilde"

Oh look here is Buck shortly after he came out of the womb..His first word, at 3 days old, was honky.

Preschool years... we received a call from his teacher letting us know that he had carved a swastika in his head with some dull scissors and would not stop saying the phrase "I want Tooty."

Here is our precious Bucky (which is the name he has now been dubbed, and Bucky will continue until jr. year of hike school) in the 2nd grade. I bet his father taught him that.

Good thing his class is "caucasian-ally" blessed.

Mmmm highschool years, armpits-r-us. Already smoking... and full of crabs. Watch out ladies, the mullet is intoxicating. So is the smell.

His 40's.. got kicked in the face. Never been the same.

Age 42. Dies in a trailer fire. Mom and Dad's house luckily not burned down, even though his trailer had been parked in their front yard for over 20 years. Surviving girlfriend, Melva Lebump, to be competing in Miss Pork & Beans Pageant next week. Please give her your support in this rough time.

As you can see, Blake has only one name he would like to name our spawn. Buck. This is a crime, buck is a nickname. We can name him buck when he is in highschool, hitting homeruns and spooning with the tennis team. But not now, please if any of you see Blake tell him No. WWJD.

Rooooow-Day-Ohhhhhhhhhh!

So it's that time of year again folks, the time when all the lovely ladies of Lehi get together to compete to become The "Miss Pork and Beans of the Lehi Rodeo Days Extravaganza of the West." A little wordy some may say, but this is no regular pageant. Sponsored by the infamous Lehi Roller Mills, there are 3 activities that each contestant must compete in to decide who becomes the lucky lady of such an exquisite title. Corn Eatin', Casturatin', and Belly slidin'. Who will be the next winner of a lifetime supply of Pork and Beans AND win a date with the Mullet of the West Mr. J-Rod Pugh.. The excitement is overwhelming.

To begin let me introduce the 3 lovely ladies who will be competing:

First we have Miss Cowgirl Mama. She currently resides in Vernal Utah and has a delightful repertoire including: 3rd runner up in the local goat milk drinking contest, and the male/female use your hand to decide what the cow is contest held over in Kanab. She is not allowed to procreate and has a husband who was last seen trying to start himself on fire.

Next we have Gladys Pugh. Unfortunately, no, she is not related to any other Pugh's in Lehi. This bright bulb is a descendant of Price, Utah and is currently living in the apartments by the railroad tracks by the maverick by the roundabout. She doesnt know her own phone number and often mistakes men for women she used to go to highschool with. But put a spatula in her hand and this delectible morsel can whip up anything you wish, including hepatitis A, B, and C. Look out for the belly slidin' portion, I hear shes a jiggler.

And last, but certainly not least, we have Miss Melva Labump. Born and Raised in Lehi Utah, this gem of a woman is still unable to spell the word gingivitis. But be not dismayed she can yodel with the best of them. Known for her infamous pork and yodel master mixup, she can snort, chort, and beller with the best, and it has been said that she has a special treat just for 2008. Who would have thought you could have cellulite in a double chin. Fascinating.

So there ya have it ladies and gents, the contestants for your upcoming Roundup Days. For those of you not from Lehi, please remember... No Mexicans allowed. Talleeeeohooooo!

Cuddles and Lenny.....BFF's.

After much thought over the weekend, and reading my lovely poem numerous times, I have decided that I may have been insensitive towards the smaller folk. After countless hours of research on how I could show my love for them, I came across a bright idea.

I entered a tournament, I won.

Bless you Mandy for your little jumpsuit that had such a nice grip-able material. I share with you my victory. Cuddles and Lenny forever... (read excerpt located under picture)

LaFonda Le Pugh

Lafonda Lafonda, my dearest midget-in-law,
Your poem was delectible, but now it's time to draw.
Pull your gun, and I'll pull mine, I hope you brought your best
Cuz I'm about to knock your socks in to the wild west.

You say I'm tall, this is a fact, I'm pushin 6 foot nine,
But strap on my heels and pull up my skirt, and the world will be mine.
I sit on laps, while working hard, this is a trick I've found,
My bosses love me, I am a hit, at this point im CEO-bound.

Raises and Raises, they keep coming, when will they stop?
Sorry Boss it's hot in here, do you mind if i take off my top?
Now some may say this is a crime, But listen up I say,
Im 6 foot 9 and proud of it so "Hey, have a nice day."

God Bless Tall People.

Tag. I'm IT. I already knew that though... i am IT.

How to play this game of tag. Post these rules on your blog. List 3 joys, 3 fears, 3 goals, 3 current obsessions/collections, 3 random surprising facts about yourself. Tag 5 people at the end of your post by leaving their names. Let them know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog. Okay, here it goes!

3 Joys:
Blake Wilde
Bathtubs
Top Chef

3 Fears:
Losing somone I love
Getting Fat
Losing my hair

3 Goals:
Drop 75 lbs
Save a buckass load of money this summer
Go back to schule this fall and ern my degri. That's how its spelled.

3 Obsessions:
Taking Baths
Used to be shopping, poop
Spending time with Blake

3 Random Facts:
I dont have a mustache
I am running two 5k's this month
I have itchy ears all the time and i dont know why.

Now I guess I have to tag five people. Appearing in no particular order of likeableness:
I dont want to tag people. I refuse.

My Hot Delicious Scrumptious Husband BuckWilde.

1. What is his name? Blake L. (stands for Lavar!) Wilde aka Buckass Wilde

2. Who eats more? I eat more lettuce. He eats more candy, and Mountain Dew. =)

3. Who said I love you first? He told me first, it was definitely the most romantical night of my life. =) i had butterflies for a month.

4. Who is taller? Well although we are both vertically blessed, he is taller. Thank the heavens.

5. Who is smarter? Blake. He knows how to do math with only 1's and 0's. That's simply amazing. I can do math with all different numbers, but not just two. That's mind bottling.

6. Who is more sensitive? Pch haha. Ask Blake... Sometimes my spark plugs dont spark as my lovely dr would say. Blake's philosophy: "it is better to dwell in the wildnerness, than with a contentious wife." good thing he likes the mountains. =) just kidding, im not so bad. right blake? i mean i can grow a mustache... i cant be too chuck full of estrogen...

7. Who does the laundry? We both do. Mostly me, but we both do. haha.

8. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? If your facing the bed then Blake does, if your lying in the bed then i do. Sheesh.

9. Who pays the bills? That would be me. Until we realize that's a bad idea, then it may change =) i do good though!

10. Who cooks more? Me me me. Blake can cook though, goooo Blake.

11. What meals do you cook together? Cookies! And other delightful desserts. That we often spread all over each other. not really.

12. Who is more stubborn? It's a tie. We both are very gifted in that department.

13. Who is the first to admit they are wrong? Hmm we havent really gotten to that part yet. We just love each other, thats all =) haha im so gay.

14. Who is more clean? We both are clean, because i clean up alot. Im kidding Blake!

15. Who has more siblings? We both have the same. 2 siblings! Except he has 2 bros and i have 1 bro and 1 sis who weighs 78 lbs.

16. Who wears the pants in the relationship? Neither of us. We both prefer to be unclothed.

17. What do you like to do together? We like to Play! We like: Movies, 4 wheeler rides, Moab, hiking (I want to go soon please) baseball games, and anything outside when it's warm!

18. Who eats more sweets? Uh Blake. I think he poops reeces pieces.

19. Guilty pleasures? Blake has a thing for man thongs. I enjoy a good mustache.

20. How did you meet? We were set up on a blind date at Outback. Which we both really dont like very much, so we think we might change our memories and pretend we met at Texas Roadhouse. That way we can go there for memories sake even though we both know its a lie. We are okay with living a lie. The rolls are worth it.

21. Who asked who out first? After outback I asked him over to watch a movie. I knew that my loud, irritating, obnoxious first impression didnt do the trick. I had to bust out my other tricks.. like farting the alphabet in the dark. Then he showed me a blue dart and lit up my front room. Romantical.

22. Who kissed who first? This is a very touchy subject. As i recall, he kissed me first outside of his apartment complex. He says I leaned over while watching a movie on my couch and laid one on him. But that can't be right, I dont lay horizontal with males in the dark. I was told not to.

23. Who proposed? Well he did. It was perfect... breakfast, snowboarding, outback, followed by a snowy romantical overlook. with lots of snow =) lots and lots.

24. His best features? Pch where do i start. The first 7 features are all body parts, and then beyond that i love his humor, smile, laugh, and all around wildeness.

25. What is his greatest quality? He's always looking to help anyone out. I love him!

More Wedding Shots!

We finally got back all of our wedding pictures! There are so many great ones I can't even begin to post them all.... but here are a few of my very favorites! ENJOY!

Move it Or Lose it Sister.

Blake is finally done with Kennecott Training! For those of you who don't know, Blake is doing an internship at Kennecott this summer for his Electrical Automation Program at UVU. After 3 weeks of training, he is finally out working with an Electrical crew. Today he had to wake up at 4:30am.... yowch!....to be to work by 5:30. This lovely picture below gives you an idea of the amazing equipment they work with out there, I'm sure it will be no time before Blake is saddled up in one of them and causing havoc on the mine =) That's my boy.... But I'm excited for him and he is working hard so Goooooooooooooooo Blake! aka sugar butt honey buns.