Mandy's Huge Noggin' Taggin'. That's not German.

Mandy, my large headed sister-in-law, tagged me. Dang her. So here it goes:

3 JOYS:
Bathing and Reading. Together as one.
Blake in a towel.
Throwing large objects places that i shouldnt.

3 FEARS:
Getting hit by a car on my new bike.
Eating something that is not meant to be eaten, but is hidden in my food.
Pulling on a hang nail and having the skin rip clear up to my elbow.

3 GOALS:
Leave work early today.
Become a Nurse who is not asked to deal with puke or poop. Ever.
To have children that are not in the band.

3 OBSESSIONS/COLLECTIONS:
Dandruff Collection.
Taking pictures of myself.
Writing down everything i do everyday. Just for future reference. True Story. I can tell you what I did exactly one year ago today. Probably not something I want to talk about.

3 RANDOM LIKES:
I enjoy blogging about things that are inappropriate, and will probably be found and killed by a middle aged blogger terrorist.
I like to clean my belly button with eye makeup remover and a q-tip.
I produce a disgusting amount of ear wax. The doctor has never seen anything like it.