Friday, August 29, 2008

Full of Fun. That's what we are.

Over the past few weeks Blake and I have been very busy attempting to broaden our horizons. We feel that it is important to get to know our surroundings, and to become one with nature, so that we can pass on our vast knowledge to our offspring to come.

Here is our report, which is going to be published very soon we hope. In the Daily Herald.( This is a picture of a horizon. Inspiring.)

We have been to the Gateway (see below): to talk to the gentleman behind us. "Najong" Blake said, the angry man didnt respond. But at least we got a picture of him. Without him knowing. We became one with a man from another country. We also ate at Thaifoon. Very cultured indeed.


We have been to the Living Planet Aquarium: to meet and greet the inhabitants of the various bodies of water here in Utah, and those found in the mysterious depths of the Ocean. Now we both have crabs. That we bought from the Aquarium.


We have been to a Bee's Game: to enjoy the smell of hard liquor reaking out of everyone in our entire section. And to become one with the variuos sets of women's softball coaches, who for all we know are "just friends." That walk around holding hands and enjoy really short haircuts and chew.

We have been to the PG Car Show: to become more aware of the many hygiene issues around the world, and to advise the various men in cut off, anatomy showing, shorts to put some sunscreen on their pale white thighs. Skin Cancer, it's a silent killer these days. So is gingivitis, don't talk to the car owners.


We have been to Lagoon: to become more aware of drug abuse. There is nothing that can compare to standing in the Egg Scrambler line, with a family full of Meth Heads. 10 year old boys necking their well endowed 9 year old girlfriends. All the while dear old Mom is standing behind them counting what teeth she has left and admiring the way her children have grown so mature.

We have been to TJMaxx : to find deals for those who are less fortunate. Blake found some lovely home decorations that could spice up any living area. However, we couldnt afford to buy them either. Instead we just took pictures and gave them to the less fortunate as "good ideas for fall decorating."

Phew. We finally made it back to our home sweet home. It has been a very long few weeks of research and traveling. But we are grateful to be more aware of the perils that are all around us. For those of you who dont have time to do what we have done, it's not too late. Be all that you can be. P.S. All 12 pack are on sale at Wal Mart for 2.40 Just wanted to make sure you read through all of my blog. Kind of an added bonus right there at the end.

4 comments:

The Buckingham Family said...

LOL, you and Blake need to open a Comedy Club!
See I should have been a career counselor!
Just don't go to St. George-Colorado City to become one with polygamy!
I got my 12 pack from Wal-Mart : )
Thanks for the tip....
~Nat

Mandy said...

YOU R SPESHUL.

Kyle and Shanalee said...

I love you!

And I stocked up on the beer for the upcoming holiday weekend. Can't wait!

Anonymous said...

hey girl you need to e-mail me your phone #.
raelynn10b@yahoo.com

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