Thursday, September 10, 2009

Things to Do:

1) Study for Lab quiz that happens tonight.
2) Study for Lecture quiz that is tomorrow.
3) Study for Lab quiz that happens next Thursday.
4) Study for Lecture Test which is next Thursday-Saturday.
5) Study for Teas test which will be on the following Saturday.
How am I supposed to have any fun with this type of schedule? And this is all in the name of ONE class my friends. Boooooooooooooo! I love it.
At least I have the following to look forward to:
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all.Written in large black letters was the sentence:'Get well soon....from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week.'Kinda brings tears to your eyes don't it?

1 comment:

Chotz said...

ahahahahahhag
THAT IS A GOOD ONE!!! I'm gonna tell that to Z.
Good luck with all your studying and tests. :( Boo.
I know it will all be worth it for you in the end.

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