Rooooow-Day-Ohhhhhhhhhh!

So it's that time of year again folks, the time when all the lovely ladies of Lehi get together to compete to become The "Miss Pork and Beans of the Lehi Rodeo Days Extravaganza of the West." A little wordy some may say, but this is no regular pageant. Sponsored by the infamous Lehi Roller Mills, there are 3 activities that each contestant must compete in to decide who becomes the lucky lady of such an exquisite title. Corn Eatin', Casturatin', and Belly slidin'. Who will be the next winner of a lifetime supply of Pork and Beans AND win a date with the Mullet of the West Mr. J-Rod Pugh.. The excitement is overwhelming.

To begin let me introduce the 3 lovely ladies who will be competing:

First we have Miss Cowgirl Mama. She currently resides in Vernal Utah and has a delightful repertoire including: 3rd runner up in the local goat milk drinking contest, and the male/female use your hand to decide what the cow is contest held over in Kanab. She is not allowed to procreate and has a husband who was last seen trying to start himself on fire.

Next we have Gladys Pugh. Unfortunately, no, she is not related to any other Pugh's in Lehi. This bright bulb is a descendant of Price, Utah and is currently living in the apartments by the railroad tracks by the maverick by the roundabout. She doesnt know her own phone number and often mistakes men for women she used to go to highschool with. But put a spatula in her hand and this delectible morsel can whip up anything you wish, including hepatitis A, B, and C. Look out for the belly slidin' portion, I hear shes a jiggler.

And last, but certainly not least, we have Miss Melva Labump. Born and Raised in Lehi Utah, this gem of a woman is still unable to spell the word gingivitis. But be not dismayed she can yodel with the best of them. Known for her infamous pork and yodel master mixup, she can snort, chort, and beller with the best, and it has been said that she has a special treat just for 2008. Who would have thought you could have cellulite in a double chin. Fascinating.

So there ya have it ladies and gents, the contestants for your upcoming Roundup Days. For those of you not from Lehi, please remember... No Mexicans allowed. Talleeeeohooooo!