The Great Debate

So the topic of many-uh-conversation between Blake and I lately has been on baby naming. No, we are not contemplating birthing anything anytime soon. However, we both have come to terms with the fact that we might as well try to get some of the fight over with now, rather than take it all in at once down the road. Hopefully between now and 2018, which is the year we will consummate our marriage in order to procreate, we will have been able to come to a unanimous decision on such an important subject.

Which brings us to a very large problem at present. While I like names such as: Oliver, Parker, River.. just kidding on the River part.. get it? oh man...(tap the microphone, is this thing on?) he likes the names listed below (in no particular order of retardation).

Although I could have just listed these names, I decided that it would be much more appropriate to share with you the mental image that comes with each. Enjoy my friends... and tell Blake I'm right....

A) Baby "Buck Wilde"

Oh look here is Buck shortly after he came out of the womb..His first word, at 3 days old, was honky.

Preschool years... we received a call from his teacher letting us know that he had carved a swastika in his head with some dull scissors and would not stop saying the phrase "I want Tooty."

Here is our precious Bucky (which is the name he has now been dubbed, and Bucky will continue until jr. year of hike school) in the 2nd grade. I bet his father taught him that.

Good thing his class is "caucasian-ally" blessed.

Mmmm highschool years, armpits-r-us. Already smoking... and full of crabs. Watch out ladies, the mullet is intoxicating. So is the smell.

His 40's.. got kicked in the face. Never been the same.

Age 42. Dies in a trailer fire. Mom and Dad's house luckily not burned down, even though his trailer had been parked in their front yard for over 20 years. Surviving girlfriend, Melva Lebump, to be competing in Miss Pork & Beans Pageant next week. Please give her your support in this rough time.

As you can see, Blake has only one name he would like to name our spawn. Buck. This is a crime, buck is a nickname. We can name him buck when he is in highschool, hitting homeruns and spooning with the tennis team. But not now, please if any of you see Blake tell him No. WWJD.