Eat Me.

The other night Blake and I were watching Man Vs. Wild with Bear Grylls, again. This show has Blake's heart. And I don't mind the show all that much, but the eating parts seriously make me ill. Bear was stuck in an amazon marshland of some sort, and sure enough within 10 minutes of the episode starting he found himself a gigantic frog the size of a small child and insisted on eating it. Eating isn't the right word, he was chomping on it like it was a freakin' Big Mac. He peeled the skin off of it, pulled it inside out, squoze it like it was a Gogurt, and chomped. I almost threw up, plus it made me angry inside. But it led to the following conversation between Blake and I, which I believe is a very important conversation for couples to have.

Emily: "Is it legal to eat people if they are already dead."

Long Pause........

Blake: "Yah I guess, as long as they are dead and you weren't the one who killed them."

Emily: "Do you think you could eat a dead person?"

Blake: "I guess as long as they were already dead and I absolutely had to."

Emily: "So could you eat me?"

Blake: "Huh?"

Emily: "If I had already died and you needed to eat me to stay alive, could you do it?"

Blake: "No Em, I wouldn't do that."

Emily: "Well I think you should know that if our car gets stuck somewhere or we are hiking and no one can find us, and I'm dead, you can eat me."

Long Pause........

Blake: says nothing, just laughs awkwardly.

Emily: "No really Blake, you have my permission to eat me if you ever need to."

Then we watched the rest of Man vs. Wild in silence. And Blake never did reciprocate that promise.

Very interesting indeed. I take it all back.

Bringing Sexy Back.

Are you having a bad day? Is the hellacious amount of snow outside bogging you down? Are you burdened by a headache, nausea, or perhaps the squirty diarrhea? For any of you who feel overwhelmed, or feel the pangs of depression creeping upon you in this dark wintery season, please go to the following link. It's soothing nature is sure to heal you. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9eJ7a2skeM

Oh Poop.

I just got done working my super-fun-10-hour-Monday-shift, only to walk out to the parking lot and find my lovely sanchez has a big fat FLAT. I love it. Now I get to stay in West Vallejo for a few extra hours until I play tennis with Blake and my Fasha. Any extra time in West Valley is a joy. As one can imagine.

Angry Kid Series 2: Tourette's

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Christmas 2009...and other Festivities!

So here are my pics as promised! We had our 2nd Christmas together at our little place, and loved it! After opening our gifts together, we headed down to my parent's house for the usual Christmas morning Shrimp whore-derves (yep, that's right) and relaxed with the whole fam dam. After eating like a zillion sugar cookies, my Mom asked me if I brought the Christmas ham to which i replied. Oh crap. Yah little old me forgot to take the ginormous ham out of the freezer, it was at my home in Herriman solid as a rock. Wow way to go Em! So no ham for Christmas, but we had everything else, and yes I still feel horrible. However I did run home and get the frozen block one might call a ham and I gave it to my Mom so that we could atleast have it for Sunday dinner. Which we did, and it was delectable. Dont put me in charge of the ham anymore k! As usual we headed to Grandma and Grandpa Bateman's at 2 o clock for Christmas Lunch, we opened our gifts from everyone, and then it was on to the next extravaganza! Blake and I headed over to the Worthens for some Wii playing and visiting, went to the Maraths to see all of the awesome gifts that Trist, Ri, and Lexi got, andthen stopped in for a visit with Brandon, Talisia, and Beckham, after which we finally ended up at my parent's house! Jax wasn't too enthralled with the whole Christmas idea until about 8pm, so we watched him open gifts and then our good friend Danielle came over. It was a fun filled day, more busy then I like but hey it's all about visiting with friends and family!!!Blake's Christmas was lots of new toys for his new bow, an ice fishing chair, some sic Cabela's slippers, a couple passes to Brighton for boarding, a Deer Hunter game for the Wii, and a bunch of other stuff I cant remember off the top of my head!

Em's Christmas involved a delectable zebra purse which you can view above, a mini HP laptop for school, a hot new giant cupcake maker, a stethoscope from my in-laws which I loooove, a bunch of nursing supplies, some earring, some boots, ya know all the girl stuff =) And my parents got us some sweet 600 count sheets which i decided I am also in love with!

It was a fantastic year, once again everyone did way too much for each othe

Here is Jax playing with his favorite new aquarium! The poor little guy felt pretty overwhelmed with the thousands of gifts that he got, but finally in the evening he really got into opening presents and opened a bazillion of them all at once!The day after Christmas, we headed out to Price to spend some time with Blake's family. Jare and Mandy came out on Saturday and we all ventured off to the Price shooting range. We had a ton of fun! We were able to shoot Blake's new glock, Jare's 22 pistol, a few rifles, and of course the Big Ol 50 BMG that belongs to my redneck hussy of a brother. Somehow Jare, Blake, and Mandy all convinced me to shoot the 50. It was quite the experience, but fun!
Me shooting the glock and my lovely results below. Wootwoot!

Jare sighting in his 50 for the 1000' gong
Mandy shooting the rifle!
Blake shooting the fifty, such a pretty view out there!Me, just before I peed myself.
Me, after I peed myself. =) Thanks Jare!

Then to end a great weekend of fun, the Rawlings stopped by for a visit. And boy were they entertaining =) Guess you had to be there! Let's just say that Morgan and Jerry got mooooooves!

Thanks for coming to visit us you guys! We love you! The big bad threesomeAnd last, but certainly not least, this weekend we had to flush our dear friend, Master-Beta. We are sorry that you bloated and fell apart.

It's officially Begun!

My oh my, it has been awhile since I posted. I do apologize! But it has been one crazy fun holiday, and there has been little time for blogging nonsense. However it's officially a new year, and I'm excited to say that today was my first experience in Nursing school. So far so good! My two classes today, Pharmacology and Nursing Intervention, don't seem too terrible. Of course, it's pretty early in the game to be making such declarations. The great part is both teachers seem extremely nice, which is a HUGE change from my last semester. Nawmean. So cheers to everyone who has begun their spring semester! It's always a fun/stressful ride, but hey atleast we are on our way to summer time! I shall blog again soon with lots of pics of the holiday festivities, adios amigos!