Jenny is Out of Work.

Yes, it is that time again. Time for another ode to my dearly beloved sister. That makes her sound like she is dead, however she is not. She is simply out of work. This concerns me, as my sister has a frightful shopping habit. On any particular day you might find her at Ross dress for Less, TJMaxx, or Gen-X. Please watch for her, she is blonde, mostly, and stands about 5'8 and is 78 lbs. She was last seen carrying a small toddler eating chips and cookies, the only two items she allows him to eat. If you see this woman entering any of the above stores, please refrain from entering the store. Please be aware that during the summer, which technically is the only time she is out of work, she may be on street corners doubling as Chester. This is a toothless black male who is also "in search of work." Do not be fooled. And don't give in to her nonsense. Bless you all.

PS. Here is a picture of her last weekend at the Gateway. Be on the lookout.

Code Name - Chester "Corn Bread" Williams